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Old June 9th 10, 07:28 AM posted to uk.finance
Csaba Halasz[_2_]
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On jún. 8, 23:08, David Woolley
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Csaba Halasz wrote:
On jún. 7, 19:45, "tim...." wrote:
"Csaba Halasz" wrote in message


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100% legal and secure. 2% - competitive return without risk - monthly..
2% per month and completely risk free are mutually exclusive in any economic
situation. *Especially so in the current one.


Even Bank deposits aren't entirely risk free ATM.


tim


The truth is: nobody wants to see what can be behind this kind of
offer. People just post like this. What is the reason why a special
offer cannot be more lucrative than other? Private placements aren't


Because there is a market in financial products, and if such a product
really exists, it would be bought by the big institutions and sold on.



so low, but people won't care about it. The problem is with me. This
is not the right place I posted.


This can be bought, my friend. Just look around.
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Old June 11th 10, 07:43 AM posted to uk.finance
Tiddy Ogg
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On Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Csaba Halasz
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You bet? OK. My advise: never play lottery game. You are not a lucky
man.

So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?

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Old June 11th 10, 06:14 PM posted to uk.finance
Csaba Halasz[_2_]
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On jún. 11, 09:43, Tiddy Ogg wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Csaba wrote:

You bet? OK. My advise: never play lottery game. You are not a lucky
man.


So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?


At least someone is funny. Joke use to be the best thing to break
the silence if you cannot say something clever...
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Old June 12th 10, 07:55 AM posted to uk.finance
Gordon H[_3_]
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Csaba Halasz writes
On jún. 11, 09:43, Tiddy Ogg wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Csaba
wrote:

You bet? OK. My advise: never play lottery game. You are not a lucky
man.


So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?


At least someone is funny. Joke use to be the best thing to break
the silence if you cannot say something clever...


Go on then, make us laugh...
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Old June 12th 10, 08:34 AM posted to uk.finance
Csaba Halasz[_2_]
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On 12 June, 09:55, Gordon H
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Csaba Halasz writes

On j n. 11, 09:43, Tiddy Ogg wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Csaba
wrote:


You bet? OK. My advise: never play lottery game. You are not a lucky
man.


So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?


*At least someone is funny. Joke use to be the best thing to break
the silence if you cannot say something clever...


Go on then, make us laugh...
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Go on... The first joke was created by one of you. " So your scheme is
as guaranteed as winning the lottery?"... Your posts are very
entertaining.
I post clever things, only. - This is my role. Knowing the truth is a
hard thing what I cannot expect from you. Sorry.
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Old June 12th 10, 11:04 AM posted to uk.finance
Tim
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"Csaba Halasz" wrote
Go on... The first joke was created by one of you...


No, no, no - the first joke was *your* original post. It certainly had me
in stitches!!


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Old June 12th 10, 12:43 PM posted to uk.finance
Csaba Halasz[_2_]
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On jún. 12, 13:04, "Tim" wrote:
"Csaba Halasz" wrote

Go on... The first joke was created by one of you...


No, no, no - the first joke was *your* original post. *It certainly had me
in stitches!!


Really? The first joke was my post? Wow! Who says this an all-mighty
one, who knows everything about the world? Let me tell you something:
you know NOTHING.
The truth exists against your "theory". I showed your posts to my
investors (real and serious men) and they kept them the most
entertaining comments what they have ever read.
Why do you post like this? You just make yourself funny.
I wouldn't continue the answers to you if it wouldn't be so funny.
Grow up, men!
But: if you want: OK, just send me what ever you want. At least
hundreds of people will laugh! Thanks!
By the way: limited thinkers used to be avoided by conscious ones. You
will loose your friends around you. But it's not my problem.
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Old June 12th 10, 01:25 PM posted to uk.finance
Gordon H[_3_]
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In message
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Csaba Halasz writes
On jún. 12, 13:04, "Tim" wrote:
"Csaba Halasz" wrote

Go on... The first joke was created by one of you...


No, no, no - the first joke was *your* original post. *It certainly had me
in stitches!!


Really? The first joke was my post? Wow! Who says this an all-mighty
one, who knows everything about the world? Let me tell you something:
you know NOTHING.
The truth exists against your "theory". I showed your posts to my
investors (real and serious men) and they kept them the most
entertaining comments what they have ever read.

"What they have ever read"?

You are Ernie Wise, and have short fat hairy legs.

(I'm the tall one with the glasses).
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Old June 12th 10, 02:08 PM posted to uk.finance
Csaba Halasz[_2_]
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On jún. 12, 15:25, Gordon H
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In message
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Csaba Halasz writesOn j n. 12, 13:04, "Tim" wrote:
"Csaba Halasz" wrote


Go on... The first joke was created by one of you...


No, no, no - the first joke was *your* original post. It certainly had me
in stitches!!


Really? The first joke was my post? Wow! Who says this an all-mighty
one, who knows everything about the world? Let me tell you something:
you know NOTHING.
The truth exists against your "theory". I showed your posts to my
investors (real and serious men) and they kept them the most
entertaining comments what they have ever read.


"What they have ever read"?


You are Ernie Wise, and have short fat hairy legs.

(I'm the tall one with the glasses).

You are totally hopeless. But thank you for the funny comments. You
made me laugh. Losers.

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Old June 12th 10, 02:28 PM posted to uk.finance
Tim
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"Csaba Halasz" wrote
You are totally hopeless. But thank you for the
funny comments. You made me laugh. Losers.


Losers? I think you'll find that the only "losers"
are the people that buy your 'product'.

As none of us will be wasting our money buying
your 'product', that means we *aren't* the "losers"...

If your investment really wasn't a scam, then you'd
be able to show how it is "secure" / "without risk"
(but you haven't explained that at all).


 




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