Debbie gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

Hold on a mo - did you buy it FROM Amazon or FROM SimplyElectronics on
the IoM, who just happened to be using Amazon as a shop window?

If the latter, then Amazon's got nothing to do with it.

He got it from a page like this:
http://tinyurl.com/mqzzbt

As I suspected. Amazon's got nothing to do with it.